I was always going to be an Indy movie. Trouble is, all three* are so good we simply couldn’t choose between them! So we didn’t and instead introduce a near feature length, extended episode in which Mike dons his fedora, Rob grabs his bullwhip (not a euphemism) and they set off across the globe in search of fortune and glory … and beer.
Not a fan of the Jones boys? Well you may be an idiot but go listen to some techy ramblings on IoT instead while you think about what you did.
* Yes there are technically four movies but Rob refuses to acknowledge Crystal Skull as anything other than a bad dream. We’ve tried talking to him about it but he refuses, muttering something about “the sanctity of original trilogies” and “f#cking George Lucas”